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"I'm all about that baste." "Activate: Feast Mode." "Don't marsh my mellow." "You've really got your turk cut out for you." "You're the belle of the (Butter)ball." "Why did the chef refuse to crack an egg? He didn't want to whisk it." "Baking is my cardio." "They see me rollin', they hatin'." Jose Luis Pelaez Inc Turkey Puns Turkin' 9 to 5
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"There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.¨ — Jerry Seinfeld "The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families." — Jay McInerney, "The Last of the Savages" "I cook.
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"May your stuffing be tasty. May your turkey be plump. May your potatoes and gravy have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious and your pies take the prize, and may your Thanksgiving dinner stay.
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Whatever your purpose, these short quotes are sure to inspire you. The best part about Thanksgiving is that the only requisite to celebrate is a hungry belly. The more gratitude you show, the more there is to be grateful for. Live with intention and express gratitude for all things. The best way to show our utmost appreciation is not through.
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Still deciding. "Not sure if I'm thankful for family or thankful for all the food they brought over." 15. Pre-Thanksgiving pep talk. "Me: Thanksgiving dinner is going to be great but I have to.
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- Charlie Brown "Be present in all things and thankful for all things." - Maya Angelou "Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don't have, you will never, ever have enough." -Oprah Winfrey "Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life." -Melody Beattie
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100+ Festive, Famous, and Hilarious Thanksgiving Quotes Written by Shutterfly Community Last Updated: Oct 4, 2023 Thanksgiving day is a time to cherish with your loved ones.
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88 Best Thanksgiving Quotes to Express Your Gratitude This Season Thoughtful and funny sentiments that everyone will enjoy raising a glass to before digging into dinner. By Lizz Schumer and.
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Top 10 Funny Thanksgiving Quotes 1. "Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year." — P.J. O'Rourke 2. "For those of you who cannot be with family this Thanksgiving, please resist the urge to brag." — Andy Borowitz 3. "Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday.
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Funny Thanksgiving Quotes. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Someone needs to tell the turkey, man, just be yourself. - Mitch Hedberg. A new survey found that 80 percent of men claim they help cook Thanksgiving dinner.
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That shotgun going, BLAM! Everybody at the supermarket just staring. Why track them when I know where they are?" - Kenny Rogerson "This Thanksgiving I hope you're able to avoid the tragedy of the different foods on your plate touching one another" - Anonymous For more wishes and greetings see our Happy Thanksgiving Wishes for Everyone
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In this post, we've rounded up 71 hilarious Thanksgiving wishes and quotes that are guaranteed to bring a smile to everyone's face faster than you can say, "Pass the mashed potatoes, please!" We've sifted through more corny jokes than you can shake a wishbone at, to bring you the cream of the crop.
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Ambrose Bierce. Tomorrow is Thanksgiving! It's the day you forget about all the fighting and division in the world and just focus on all the fighting and division in your family. Jimmy Fallon. For those of you who cannot be with family this Thanksgiving, please resist the urge to brag. Andy Borowitz.
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Celebrate with laughter this year with these 25 funny Thanksgiving quotes. I celebrated Thanksgiving the old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land. Jon Stewart. Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people.
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Thanksgiving quotes and sayings are perfect for a little inspiration for the Thanksgiving dinner toast, a laugh at the table, or for posting a meaningful family photo after dinner. From the words of modern-day icons to great authors of long ago and public figures, look no further for help getting into the holiday spirit. These Thanksgiving.
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— Oscar Wilde "Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year." — P.J. O'Rourke "I approximated the Black Friday experience at home by hurling myself into.
